Why I Love My Wife, Reason # 129
I say to her, "Why can't we name the baby Smeagol?"
And she says, "Because Smeagol was a bad person."
And I tell her, "Nuh-uh, Gollum was the bad one."
And she says, "Then Smeagol was bi-polar and obsessive-compulsive and probably didn't like bran muffins."
We'll celebrate nine years tomorrow. Best Wife Ever.
And she says, "Because Smeagol was a bad person."
And I tell her, "Nuh-uh, Gollum was the bad one."
And she says, "Then Smeagol was bi-polar and obsessive-compulsive and probably didn't like bran muffins."
We'll celebrate nine years tomorrow. Best Wife Ever.
5 Comments:
cut that muffin in half and slap a raw fish in there and i think gollum's good to go.
9 years? wow! you guys are old;) doing anything fun?
Hey, wait a minute. If I'M old...oh nevermind. We're going to go out and eat something good. Plus I think she's going to cut my hair.
And give Smeagol a belly pat for us.
Uh...is that too personal a favor to ask?
"Give it to us raw and wriggling!"
Have a wonderful day, anniversaries are very special. And just a note...I'm not sure I appreciate my grandson being called Smeagol. Ruthie has a good take on his character and MY GRANDSON does like bran muffins. Ma
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