Reason I Love my Wife, Number 422

She just came down the stairs carrying the Wonton and singing sweetly to him. The selection was "Row Row Row Your Boat," but the only part I caught was the end:

"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, shove it up your ass."

He's discovering his smile these past few days and that's fun, but it'll be years before he realizes just how funny his mom is.