"She's Alot Like a Slinky," He Said,

"Not good for much, but fun to push down the stairs."

Drat

Dude was good.

Among the Sentences I Never Thought I'd Say:

"Hoo-Hoo, drop the feces!"

Apparently I Live in Cincinnati

Went to the ballpark Monday and ended up uncomfortably hot, sweaty and sunburned. Went back two days later and shivered in the snow.

If You're Still Out There...

Happy Birthday Josh!